Press conference tomorrow. NO, it's not about Pudge

The Astros are holding an "important press conference" Wednesday at 9:45 a.m. ET at Osceola County Stadium. It has nothing to do with the Pudge Rodriguez signing, so now I'm left to wonder what is going on. Any ideas?

• Biggio is unannouncing his retirement to play 2nd.
• Ausmus got cut from The Dodgers
• Astros signed Pedro Martinez?????
• Mo Vaughn will now play first (thanks Astros County)
• The Rangers are lending the Astros their farm hands

Really, I have no idea. It could only be to announce a Pence extension or Pedro signed with the team. Other than that no freakin idea.