Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Hollywood chimes in about the "Steroid Era"

Feeling rather bored on this semi-rainy day....found some funny stuff,

The steroids saga rages on. It's time for Hollywood to chime in with its list of potential movies.

Listed below are the top 10 ideas, including who should be tapped for the starring role.

10: The Employees of BALCO: China Syndrome II

9: Brian McNamee: Burn Notice

8: Jose Canseco: Shaft

7: Roger Clemens: Major League: Back to the Minors

6: Anabolic steroids and Metabolic steroids: A Tale of Two Cities

5: Victor Conti: Death of a Salesman

4: Mark McGuire: Vacant Lot; A look at my spot in the Hall of Fame

3: Barry Bonds: African Queen; How asterisk's ruined my career

2: A-Rod: Dude, Wheres my hip?

1: Major League Baseball: It Was A Wonderful Life. Co-starring Bud Selig as Clarence the Angel, who, in this movie, doesn't actually jump in the water to save Major League Baseball.

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